Monday, December 20, 2004

Conspiracy of Shadows

There are many things most people do not know about the US Government and its hidden history. Chapters in this book cover such things as:
  1. The [redacted] was not written by [redacted].
  2. Ronald Reagan was [redacted and censored] by aliens.
  3. Richard Nixon often [redacted] in the Oval Office bathroom.
  4. Congress is explicitly authorized to give beautiful decorating makeovers.
There are many other secrets. But I cannot tell them to you. You see, there's this gag order, and besides, if I told you... It's a shame I can't publish this book. You might be surprised by the details historically hidden in the shadows of Washington.

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