Conspiracy of Shadows

There are many things most people do not know about the US Government and its hidden history. Chapters in this book cover such things as:

1. The [redacted] was not written by [redacted].
2. Ronald Reagan was [redacted and censored] by aliens.
3. Richard Nixon often [redacted] in the Oval Office bathroom.
4. Congress is explicitly authorized to give beautiful decorating makeovers.

There are many other secrets. But I cannot tell them to you. You see, there's this gag order, and besides, if I told you... It's a shame I can't publish this book. You might be surprised by the details historically hidden in the shadows of Washington.